{"id":6437,"date":"2017-09-09T16:50:44","date_gmt":"2017-09-09T15:50:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/verityholloway.com\/?p=6437"},"modified":"2017-09-09T16:50:44","modified_gmt":"2017-09-09T15:50:44","slug":"patronise-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/verityholloway.com\/?p=6437","title":{"rendered":"Patronise me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/verityholloway.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Screen-Shot-2017-08-31-at-22.39.47.png\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-6438\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-6438\" src=\"http:\/\/verityholloway.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Screen-Shot-2017-08-31-at-22.39.47.png\" alt=\"Screen Shot 2017-08-31 at 22.39.47\" width=\"520\" height=\"520\" srcset=\"https:\/\/verityholloway.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Screen-Shot-2017-08-31-at-22.39.47.png 600w, https:\/\/verityholloway.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Screen-Shot-2017-08-31-at-22.39.47-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/verityholloway.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Screen-Shot-2017-08-31-at-22.39.47-300x300.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 520px) 100vw, 520px\" \/><\/a>I&#8217;ve got a limited number of signed <em>Pseudotooth<\/em> bookmarks for all new <a href=\"https:\/\/www.patreon.com\/verityholloway\" target=\"_blank\">Patreon supporters<\/a> (including the $1 tier folks). As a patron, you&#8217;ll see patron-only poems, stories, and blogs while I embark on this\u00a0new novel. Maybe even a few cute dog pictures, too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve got a limited number of signed Pseudotooth bookmarks for all new Patreon supporters (including the $1 tier folks). As a patron, you&#8217;ll see patron-only poems, stories, and blogs while I embark on this\u00a0new novel. Maybe even a few cute &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/verityholloway.com\/?p=6437\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[29,14],"class_list":["post-6437","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-pseudotooth","tag-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/verityholloway.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6437","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/verityholloway.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/verityholloway.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/verityholloway.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/verityholloway.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6437"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/verityholloway.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6437\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6439,"href":"https:\/\/verityholloway.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6437\/revisions\/6439"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/verityholloway.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6437"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/verityholloway.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6437"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/verityholloway.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6437"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}