{"id":6339,"date":"2016-12-17T14:26:11","date_gmt":"2016-12-17T14:26:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/verityholloway.com\/?p=6339"},"modified":"2016-12-17T15:22:31","modified_gmt":"2016-12-17T15:22:31","slug":"new-story-trenchfoot-theatre","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/verityholloway.com\/?p=6339","title":{"rendered":"New Story: Trenchfoot Theatre"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/verityholloway.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/IMG_8398.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-6342\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-6342\" src=\"http:\/\/verityholloway.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/IMG_8398.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_8398\" width=\"474\" height=\"320\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nI adjust my bonnet, take a breath, and emerge into the lamplight. I can see the public in the cheap seats, and they thunder their appreciation with hands and feet and fag smoke. I smell spilt beer and ladies\u2019 perfume disguising sweat, and I fear I will be sick. My <em>debut<\/em>. Climbing up and out and over the smoky precipice, I want to turn tail and run for the wings, but I wouldn\u2019t survive it. The master of ceremonies wields his gavel like a sabre.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cLadies and gennlemun, boys and girls! MISTER \u2013 PADDY \u2013 SYKES!\u201d<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.patreon.com\/posts\/trenchfoot-7515860\" target=\"_blank\">Read more on Patreon&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I adjust my bonnet, take a breath, and emerge into the lamplight. I can see the public in the cheap seats, and they thunder their appreciation with hands and feet and fag smoke. I smell spilt beer and ladies\u2019 perfume &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/verityholloway.com\/?p=6339\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[14],"class_list":["post-6339","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/verityholloway.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6339","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/verityholloway.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/verityholloway.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/verityholloway.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/verityholloway.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6339"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/verityholloway.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6339\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6345,"href":"https:\/\/verityholloway.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6339\/revisions\/6345"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/verityholloway.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6339"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/verityholloway.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6339"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/verityholloway.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6339"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}