{"id":6091,"date":"2016-03-16T18:42:54","date_gmt":"2016-03-16T18:42:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/verityholloway.com\/?p=6091"},"modified":"2016-03-16T18:43:26","modified_gmt":"2016-03-16T18:43:26","slug":"wunderkammer-heinous-and-unnatural","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/verityholloway.com\/?p=6091","title":{"rendered":"Wunderkammer: Heinous and Unnatural"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"the-witch-poster-e1440010251515\"<\/a>If you follow me on Twitter, you’ll know I’ve been excited about The Witch<\/em> for weeks, and finally got to see it on Saturday. I loved<\/em> it – loved it in a slightly manic,\u00a0unreserved way, grinning in the dark for two hours despite the man behind me getting vocally upset because a film marketed as being disturbing turned out to disturb him.<\/p>\n

In summary: Puritans are awful, New England\u00a0is awful, children are awful, that man sitting behind me who thought he’d come to see a Pixar\u00a0film is awful… but goats just want to have fun.<\/p>\n

\"witchesbabies\"Amid all the jolly goat-related devastation, some\u00a0scenes reminded me of certain folk tales and cases of bizarre phenomenon I’ve taken to my heart over the years. In the spirit of Folklore Thursday<\/a>, gather round and clutch\u00a0your protective sprig of rosemary…<\/p>\n

I Saw Sister Procter Canoodling With The Devil<\/strong><\/p>\n

There have been cases of\u00a0mass hysteria throughout history in all sorts of cultures and scenarios. Especially potent in close-knit communities like boarding schools, mild cases of mass hysteria can lead multiple individuals to\u00a0laugh unstoppably, faint, contract an imaginary virus, or become convinced of a conspiracy. When the paranormal becomes involved, as the Salem witch trials show, things get rather more interesting.<\/p>\n

One case in 1491 saw\u00a0a nunnery in the\u00a0Spanish Netherlands overrun with ‘possessed’ nuns.\u00a0The sisters\u00a0ran around like dogs, jumped out of trees pretending to be\u00a0birds, and clawed tree trunks, miaowing. (Did the cat-nuns chase the bird-nuns, I wonder?) Devilish familiars were blamed, and over the following centuries, dozens of similar mass hysterias cropped up in convents all over Europe. Screaming, convulsing, foaming at the mouth, nuns would confess to carnal relations with devils and attempt to seduce those sent to exorcise them. For a\u00a0bored nun who\u00a0fancied her priest, succumbing to hysterics probably looked quite appealing. Or perhaps demons, like poltergeists, work best amongst\u00a0stifled young women.<\/p>\n

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Your Honour, I Put It To You That Donkey Is Evil<\/strong><\/p>\n

As every good churchgoing medieval serf knew,\u00a0Jesus drove a pack of demons out of a man and into a herd of pigs. The pigs\u00a0subsequently hurled\u00a0themselves\u00a0into a river to drown. So it’s understandable, then, that animals were sometimes suspected by early modern humans of being up to something wicked. A Swiss cockerel in 1474 was burned at the stake for committing\u00a0the “heinous and unnatural crime” of laying an egg. Such a disruption to the natural order\u00a0had to mean Lucifer was playing tricks through the medium of breakfast food.<\/p>\n

Animal trials sometimes involved actual courts, judges, and juries.\u00a0In 1750, a\u00a0donkey caught in the act of copulation with her human master was found innocent by the townspeople because she was\u00a0\u201cin word and deed and in all her habits of life a most honest creature\u201d. The man was executed.\u00a0In the French town of Savigny in 1457, a sow\u00a0was put on trial for trampling a child to death. The sow was hanged from the same gallows tree as the town’s human criminals, but her piglets were exonerated due to lack of evidence.<\/p>\n

Questions of free will clashed with theology in these animal trials – were animals empty vessels capable of being controlled by devils, or were they creatures with as much \u00a0character and virtue as a man?<\/p>\n

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They Came From\u00a0The Forest<\/strong><\/p>\n

Woolpit (meaning ‘the pit of wolves’) is a nice little village in Suffolk where I used to spend weekends with my aunt. She had a twelfth century house there with witch marks on the ceilings – long ladders and ave marias traced in tallow smoke. If you’ve driven through Woolpit, you’ll have noticed the peculiar\u00a0village sign depicting one of the\u00a0wolves the village is named for alongside two children, hand in hand, painted green.<\/p>\n

Around the time my aunt’s\u00a0house was built, a boy and a girl emerged from the woods. They spoke an unknown language, and both had green skin. The children would only eat beans, and the boy soon died.\u00a0When the girl was taught enough English to communicate, she\u00a0claimed to be from a world of eternal twilight called The\u00a0Land of Saint Martin. They were wandering through a cave, she said, when they blundered into horrid daylight and were discovered by a gang of\u00a0Woolpit reapers. They did not know how to get home.<\/p>\n

The girl took the name Agnes, married, and lived a relatively normal life, eventually losing her green colouring. Various theories abound – that the children’s greenness was caused by\u00a0Hypochromic Anemia, that aliens had landed, or that they were indeed faerie children from a sunless world.<\/p>\n

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Bugganes and Breeches<\/strong><\/p>\n

While faeries have it in them to be friendly on occasion, goblins err on the side of goatish bloody-mindedness. The Buggane, in particular, embodies this attitude. These pre-Christian goblins were known to set up camp in old chapels to prevent parishioners preparing leaky roofs and dangerous staircases. Able to change shape at will, Bugganes favoured the form of monstrously large black rams; the horns enabled them to actively rip down roofs so congregations were rained on during services.<\/p>\n

One Buggane did just that when monks failed to ask permission of the faeries before building their church at the foot of Greeba Mountain on the Isle of Man. No matter how many times the roof was repaired, something gigantic would tear it off again, and soon no one dared worship there.<\/p>\n

The destruction\u00a0prompted a local tailor to make a bet that\u00a0he could stay in the goblin-infested chapel long enough to make a pair of breeches. At midnight, the Buggane tired of the tailor’s company and appeared in its horned form, ready to give him its customary gigantic demonic ram welcome. The tailor was quick, however, and when the Buggane realised it couldn’t catch him, it ripped off its own head and flung it at him. As you do.<\/em><\/p>\n

The chapel – St Trinian’s – remains a roofless ruin to this day. And horned farmyard animals remain peaceable\u00a0and cuddly and only casually acquainted with Lucifer.<\/p>\n

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