{"id":4544,"date":"2014-02-21T17:51:59","date_gmt":"2014-02-21T17:51:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/verityholloway.com\/?p=4544"},"modified":"2014-02-21T17:51:59","modified_gmt":"2014-02-21T17:51:59","slug":"the-doom-of-the-gods-bloodlust-cake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/verityholloway.com\/?p=4544","title":{"rendered":"The Doom of The Gods – bloodlust & cake"},"content":{"rendered":"

It sates itself on the life-blood<\/em>
\nOf fated men,<\/em>
\nPaints red the powers’ homes<\/em>
\nWith crimson gore.<\/em>
\nBlack become the sun’s beams<\/em>
\nIn the summers that follow,<\/em>
\nWeathers all treacherous.<\/em>
\nDo you still seek to know? And what?
\n–\u00a0V\u00f6lusp\u00e1<\/em><\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

February the 22nd 2014: Ragnarok – the Viking apocalypse.<\/strong><\/p>\n

The Doom of the Gods is coming. I love a good apocalypse, and this one has magnificent shieldmaidens and mandatory mead. So, with the proviso that the Vikings are about a thousand years past my historical comfort zone, I thought I’d try my hand at a couple of Old Norse recipes<\/a> to celebrate the final destiny of the Gods “before the world goes headlong”.<\/p>\n

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Odin and Fenriswolf, Freyr and Surt by Emil Doepler (1905)<\/p><\/div>\n

The Vikings liked their sweets, and most of their ‘dessert’ recipes are recognisable today: there’s a yoghurty substance called f\u00e4rskost, fruit pancakes (did they flip them, I wonder?), and a custardy sauce charmingly called ‘creme bastarde’. I made the honey nut cake for\u00a0after honey-roasted chicken with soda bread, both of which are in the linked PDF<\/a>\u00a0(with sources on the final page). All that protein and carbohydrate – perfect before heading West and ransacking a Northumbrian village.<\/p>\n

(I’ve done my best to convert American ‘cups’ into metric here. That was the hardest part, and it’s probably still wrong.)<\/p>\n

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Ravens Hugin and Munin on Odin’s shoulders. Illustration from an 18th-century Icelandic manuscript.<\/p><\/div>\n

Honey Nut Cake
\n<\/strong>100g hazelnuts
\n100g walnuts
\n<\/em>140g dried apple
\n<\/em>350ml of honey
\n<\/em>2-4 eggs, depending on how massive your baking tray is.<\/em><\/p>\n

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Preheat the oven to 175 C. Finely chop the hazelnuts and apple. Mix the nuts, apple and honey in a bowl. Whisk in the eggs. Spread the mixture on a greased baking tray, preferably one with deep sides as the mixture gets a bit lively. Bake on the middle shelf of your authentic Viking fan-assisted oven for approximately 15 minutes. Leave it to cool on the tray. It should smell like a fruity sponge pudding and look like those bags of hot honeyed nuts you find in the Mediterranean.<\/p>\n

Honey Cream<\/strong>
\n300ml whipping cream<\/em>
\nHandful of lingonberries<\/em> (I used dried cranberries – there were no cranberries in 10th century Denmark, but lingonberries go for around \u00a345 a kilo in the UK, and I haven’t recently robbed a monastery.)
\n150ml of honey <\/em>(At this stage, I felt as if I’d used up the planet’s supply of honey. It could either be my maths, or just that the Vikings were just wild about sweets).<\/p>\n

Mix the cream and honey in a pan.\u00a0Simmer the mixture while whisking until it thickens. Spread the honey cream over the finished cake. It doesn’t say what to do with the berries, so I sprinkled them on top. Rejoice.<\/p>\n

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Mead. Bread. Cake. Metal.<\/p><\/div>\n

Don’t forget your mead. If there’s anything historical romance novels have taught me it’s that if you’re about to enter into an arranged marriage with a duke you personally despise, a gallon of mead is just what the apothecary ordered, shortly before flinging yourself off a tower.\u00a0You can make your own, but buying a bottle frees up more of your time for\u00a0pondering the smell of burning sheepskin and the martyrdom of Saint Cuthbert.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Shieldmaiden Lagertha by Morris Meredith Williams (1913)<\/p><\/div>\n

Shieldmaiden Lagertha: “A skilled Amazon, who, though a maiden, had the courage of a man, and fought in front among the bravest with her hair loose over her shoulders. All marvelled at her matchless deeds, for her locks flying down her back betrayed that she was a woman.”<\/em> –\u00a0Saxo<\/a><\/p>\n

I’ll bet Lagertha’s honey cake was a riot.<\/p>\n

Sk\u00e5l!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It sates itself on the life-blood Of fated men, Paints red the powers’ homes With crimson gore. Black become the sun’s beams In the summers that follow, Weathers all treacherous. Do you still seek to know? And what? –\u00a0V\u00f6lusp\u00e1 February … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5,21],"class_list":["post-4544","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-blah-blah-history-blah-blah","tag-things-to-make-and-do"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/verityholloway.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4544","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/verityholloway.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/verityholloway.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/verityholloway.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/verityholloway.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4544"}],"version-history":[{"count":69,"href":"https:\/\/verityholloway.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4544\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4634,"href":"https:\/\/verityholloway.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4544\/revisions\/4634"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/verityholloway.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4544"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/verityholloway.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4544"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/verityholloway.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4544"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}